Thanks @tinytangerines I have a new addiction.

Thanks @tinytangerines I have a new addiction.

Monday Aug 8 @ 10:16pm

usmarineis5150:

aninfernalecstasy:

Yes.

Siri: look up US patent office

Saturday Aug 8 @ 02:07am
juliapuff:

My ridiculous and amazing souvenir from Tasmania! 
Introducing the TEA REX!

juliapuff:

My ridiculous and amazing souvenir from Tasmania! 

Introducing the TEA REX!

Saturday Aug 8 @ 02:06am

thedrunkenenigma:

gelopanda:

sydneychante:

thechanelmuse:

Meet Cory Nieves. He’s a dapper, 10-year old CEO of Mr. Cory’s Cookies who started his own booming cookie business in an effort to help his mom buy a car after moving from NYC to New Jersey in 2009.

Don’t you just love this?

EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS OMFG

He dresses better than I do

Saturday Aug 8 @ 02:05am
stunningpicture:

A proper tribute to a man who inspired me to be as weird and mad as he was. R.I.P The One Robin Williams

stunningpicture:

A proper tribute to a man who inspired me to be as weird and mad as he was. R.I.P The One Robin Williams

Saturday Aug 8 @ 12:21am

Silver Lining Ceramics

Saturday Aug 8 @ 12:21am
tfail:

Almost done!

tfail:

Almost done!

Friday Aug 8 @ 01:55am

merryweatherblue:

I took my little brother (who falls on the autism spectrum) to see Guardians of the Galaxy and after this scene he lit up like a Christmas tree and screamed “He’s like me! He can’t do metaphors!” And for the rest of the film my brother stared at Drax in a state of rapture. 

So for the last 6 days I have heard my brother repeatedly quote all of the Drax lines from the movie verbatim (one of his talents), begin studying vocabulary test words, and tell everyone he knows that people with autism can also be superheroes.

Now I am not saying that Drax the Destroyer is, or was ever, intended to be autistic. All I am saying is that it warmed my heart to see my brother have an opportunity to identify himself with a character known for his strength, badassness, and honor. And that is pretty damn awesome. 

So while I adored Guardians of the Galaxy as a great fun loving film with cool characters I can do nothing but thank Marvel Studios and Dave Bautista for finally bringing a superhero to the screen that my little brother can relate to.

Friday Aug 8 @ 01:51am
openyourfuckeneyes:

thefingerfucker:

new-ways-to-complain:

conservativegirlonpolitics:

That was the most informative thing I have ever been told by a duck

And I have been told a lot of things by ducks.

so. many. things.

So many

openyourfuckeneyes:

thefingerfucker:

new-ways-to-complain:

conservativegirlonpolitics:

That was the most informative thing I have ever been told by a duck

And I have been told a lot of things by ducks.

so. many. things.

So many

Friday Aug 8 @ 01:47am

1. Don’t try to piss quietly. Nobody in a public restroom thinks you’re knitting in your stall. They came to piss, just like you. And if you have to take a dump, do it. Get over your fear of public toilets. It’ll make life a lot easier.

2. Masturbate. Masturbate a lot. Talk about it with your friends. You’ve got the right to make yourself feel good and brag about it just like all the boys with extra large kleenex packages on their desks.

3. If you want the large fries, get the large fries. Hunger and appetite are nothing to be ashamed of, just human. Don’t ever feel guilty for eating in front of others. You need to nourish your body to stay alive. We all do.

4. Laugh as loud as you have to, no matter if you snort or gasp or literally scream.

5. Fart when you have to.

6. Always remember you weren’t born to visually please others. Forget the phrase “what if they think it’s ugly”. If you think it’s lovely, it is lovely. You wanna wear it, wear it!

7. Speak your mind! You can learn to do so without insulting others or shoving your opinion down other people’s throats.

Seven Simple Ways To Free Yourself, from girl to girl (via bloodyxxkisses) Friday Aug 8 @ 01:44am
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