im so pro-selfie like there are so many bigger problems in the world than girls who think theyre pretty
one of those problems is girls who dont think they’re pretty
Game Of Thrones gets auto-tuned and it’s goddamned delightful.
I am fucking jumping up and down and nearly crying this is so cool
I’m the man of your dreams, but you couldn’t see that. Or maybe you just didn’t care.
What is this? I thought we were over this? I thought we were past this sort of schtick as a society.
Yeah, we don’t want you anymore. Now I’m content cupping my balls with my Dorito-stained hands and watching that Mitt Romney documentary by myself.
take pity on the boys its gotta be hard living your whole life that fuckin bland
"I’m the man of your dreams." AND HUMBLE, TOO.
if i could have a super power
SOLDIER STORIES: Dogs are people too.
There was a split second there where his like, “wait, what? bro what are you doing?”
On more serious note, PTSD dogs for veterans are so fucking therapeutic. They’re like the one person you can spill your guts to and never worry about ever being judged or have that secret divulged. There are times when I definitely prefer the company of a dog over a human.
Ashtyn says “get tatted, sucka!”